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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I Am Uncle Billy

I was at the bank the other day making a hefty deposit: part in cash but the bulk in check. I went into the bank, because I don't trust ATM machines with large deposits; I want an actual physical receipt from an actual physical person. I counted out the money and decided to keep $25 in cash and deposit the rest of what I had on me. As I stood there writing out the deposit ticket and watching my daughter play peekaboo from behind the bank chairs, I thought of my favorite movie It's a Wonderful Life and of Uncle Billy counting out and then losing all that money, precipitating financial meltdown.

Good thing I'm not that absent minded.

I walked up to the teller. She did not ask me if I'd forgotten anything and she did not tell me that it was usually customary to bring the money for the deposit with me. (You were scared I was going to lose that hefty deposit, weren't you?) I smiled, got that reassuring receipt and headed off to Target with my daughter. When we got to the front of the line with our purchases, and I reached into my purse to get that $25 cash I had set aside, I found that my wallet was... empty.

Oops! Apparently, I wasn't absent minded enough to lose all the money, just some of it. The cash must have been left sitting on the table where I filled out the deposit ticket while watching my daughter play peekaboo. Like Uncle Billy, I retraced my steps and like him I came up empty handed. Fortunately, this is not going to precipitate the kind of meltdown the Bailey family experienced, but I still don't think I should be trusted with cash anymore. I only hope someone out there is enjoying my $25 and it didn't end up in the hands of someone like old man Potter.

9 comments:

  1. Ouch. That's too bad. No matter how much money it is, I'd hate to lose it.
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  2. I'm sorry you lost your $25 MPJ!

    When that happens to me (C left $300 at the bank once!), I try to think of some poor downdtrodden coming across it, and them needing it so much more than me makes it all better. (I'm sure that didn't help you, but I thought I'd try ;) )
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  3. I always force myself to repeat: whomever found it needed it more than me...until I actually believe it!

    Another thought: what goes around comes around. It should only be a matter of time before you "discover" $25 extra dollars somewhere...

    So...pay attention!
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  4. That is one of those annoying things about being human, I think. I once walked the five blocks to the market with my girls on a hot summer day -- pushing a stroller weighing about 60 pounds with them inside -- to buy fresh strawberries, only to realize that I had lost my only $5 somewhere along the way. Very frustrating.

    But not as frustrating as the time I walked 5 blocks to the grocery store ... then 2 back home only to realize I left the fucking groceries at the store and had to walk back those 2. very. long. hot. blocks. argh.

    Sorry to ramble here ... sorry for you but glad you are handling it OK.
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  5. Mary P Jones (MPJ)Apr 9, 2008 10:09 AM
    These stories of other absent minded losses are definitely helping. I tend to leave groceries in the car rotting in the trunk on a regular basis, but I think this is actually the first time I've lost cash.
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  6. Sunshine MorningstarApr 9, 2008 10:48 PM
    I don't think I've lost any cash but I've definitely lost just about everything else. In our house I'm the one asking my husband where everything is and he's the one sighing and going to find it. Nice reversal of stereotypical gender roles. Heh.

    I'm sorry you lost the 25 dollars :(
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  7. Maybe whoever found that $25 is sitting back with a rental of It's a Wonderful Life thinking how lucky they were to run into Uncle Billy. :)

    Sorry you lost the cash, MPJ ... glad you didn't lose your cool.
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  8. RATS! That bites!
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  9. UGH, you are cooler than me, I would have been so mad!
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