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Monday, April 14, 2008

Apparently I'm a Diva

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I have temporary access to a borrowed PC, and I am finding that I cannot write on it. The keyboard doesn't feel right and the default fonts are all funny and everything just seems wrong.

So, in spite of the fact that I theoretically have the tools to finish the post I started before destroying my own computer this weekend, I'm not comfortable here. Apparently, everything has to be just so for me to write, because apparently I am a diva.

Someone fix my makeup! My hair's not right! Do something about those lights! Who put that there?! Where's my favorite gown?! Get me some bottled water and an organic spinach salad! Not the ranch dressing, damn it! Forget it! I can't work under these conditions! STOMP... Stomp... stomp... stomp... stomp...

Posted by at 1:56 PM
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15 comments:

  1. Ok I am laughing. So you are a diva? I guess I now have competition for the part.
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  2. Velvet VerbosityApr 14, 2008 02:27 PM
    Oh man this made me laugh. Even though I'm also very sad that your computer is on the broken side.
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  4. Ha! I totally get it.... a PC??? ugh! How dare they expect you to work with inferior equipment!

    I hope your broke computer is unbroke sooner than later!
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  5. Stagnant ArtistApr 15, 2008 06:14 AM
    *me passes you a bowl of just green m&m's that i personally picked out for you so i don't get yelled at*
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  6. Recovery DiscoveryApr 15, 2008 01:50 PM
    Quick, send in the pink helicoptor. MPJ's stomping!!
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  7. My dearest sweetest Owen knocked my laptop over which busted out my USB ports. To repair the damage is equal to buying a new laptop. Dh took me shopping to look at them - um, no. None of them were right. None of them were MY computer. Didja see the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie wraps her ailing laptop in a pashmina to the computer repairman? That's me, lol. I must be a diva too. I'm a diva with no USB support on her computer. ;-)

    I hope yours is fixed soon!
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  8. Mary Ann (Moanna)Apr 15, 2008 08:45 PM
    Oh no. I'd sooner be without my car than MY computer. Keeping you in my thoughts! :)
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  9. LOL....u computer diva!!!
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  10. Ha ha, R is funny. Diva down mpj... diva down. An artist should have the proper tools, it's just the way she goes!
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  11. I can relate. Since I've moved, I can't seem to find my MoJo. I wrote from one spot for 2 1/2 years and now I'm in the living room. I feel quite naked. Diva, huh? Yep, that's what it is. hahaha!!

    Here's a hug and a glass of wine...
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  12. Sorry you're having techie problems. I would feel the same way!
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  13. Sophie in the MoonlightApr 17, 2008 01:14 PM
    Buon Giorno, Princepessa;) Remember: A princess should never settle, to do so lowers the status of an entire nation. But I do hope that you find the Perfect Princess rhinestone studded laptop ASAP, because I miss you.
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  14. Doc's GirlApr 19, 2008 07:04 AM
    Hehe...this is the same reason that I have not gotten my poor laptop (that desperately needs to go in for repair for a broken hinge) fixed... I can't bear to use the bf's desktop because I, too, am a diva. :-D
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