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Friday, March 21, 2008

Mama's Day in Haiku

Haiku FridayMama's alarm rings
at 6:15 each morning
(if kids aren't up yet).

Mama smacks the clock.
Nine minutes later, it rings.
She tries to get up.

Mama's out of bed
by 6:30 each morning,
asleep on her feet.

Mama checks e-mail.
The light of the monitor
helps open her eyes.

She checks the backpacks,
lays out the clothes, pours the milk,
gets breakfast ready.

At 6:45
Mama makes sure her son's up
and at the table.

Her son verifies
that all is as it should be:
plate and cup in place.

Mama helps him eat.
He will not touch this spoon alone.
It's still one year "new."

Her son flinches at
the feel of clothes in his hands.
They work on dressing.

At 7:30
the little bus is out front
and they run to it.

He enjoys the bus
and straps on his own seatbelt.
Mama waves bye bye.

Baby girl is up.
Mama gets breakfast ready
for them both to eat.

Baby girl is four.
So, eating and getting dressed
are ever so dull.

What's that shiny thing?
Why is the cat doing that?
Why don't birds wear clothes?

It's 8:30 now.
In theory, Baby Girl is
walking to the car.

In practice, she is
in the middle of Something
Very Important.

She totally must
finish this tower of blocks!
And then draw flowers!

Mama is so mean!
Mama insists on going.
She doesn't get it!

Now it's 9 o'clock.
Baby Girl is at preschool.
Mama's driving home.

Although the preschool
is just ten minutes away
the trips take 30.

Ten extra minutes
are needed on each end of
any trip with kids.

It's 9:30 now.
Mama is home and makes tea.
This is Mama's time.

Just think about it!
Possibilities for tasks
uninterrupted!

Mama sits to write.
Mama checks her e-mail and
cranks out a blog post.

Crap! It's 11.
Time to pick up Baby Girl.
Break time is over.

Mama and daughter
come back home to eat their lunch.
What to make today?

Mama does dishes,
folds laundry, puts it away,
cleans counters, wipes floors.

Sometimes the girl helps.
Then she paints herself green or
hides grapes in the chair.

Sometimes Mama stops
and reads her Jabberwocky
or draws dinosaurs.

When yesterday's mess
is clean and the house tidy,
Son's bus arrives home.

He arrives famished.
It is hard to eat at school.
We're working on it.

Mama has the food.
The bowl is right and the spoon.
The cup, six years old.

This spoon, the only
he will consent to eat from,
cannot touch his hand.

Mama struck a deal:
She will feed but he must try
eating something new.

Much as he hates "new"
the feel of the spoon is worse.
It's a deal, Mama.

It's after 4 o'clock.
Son is fed, his mood is good.
It's time for homework.

Unfortunately,
the kids get hungry at 5.
It's time to cook too.

Mama cooks dinner.
Kids dirty the house, their clothes
and (soon) the dishes.

Kids play together.
Games invented while hungry:
Kids hit each other.

Mama feeds the kids.
Mama stands in the kitchen
eating her dinner.

Daddy's on his way
(if it's not a 12 Step night).
It's 6:30 now.

Can we do a bath?
And is there time before bed
to do that homework?

They don't smell too bad
and maybe Mama can lie
to teachers again.

Daddy's home at last!
The kids pile on top of him.
Mama sneaks a kiss.

Time for teeth brushing!
No, you can't do just one more.
Come on kids! Let's go!

Girl gets a story,
snuggles under the covers,
Gigi by her side.

Son's routine begins.
Every step must be followed
with nothing amiss.

He lays down after
an hour and a half of
tightly scripted acts.

He drifts off to sleep
with Mama watching softly
fluttering eyelids.

Mama collapses,
sits on the sofa with Daddy
recounting the day.

It's 10 o'clock now
as Mama and Daddy sit
weary together.

"We should go to bed."
"I'm too wound up to sleep yet
Is House on tonight?"

By the time Mama's
showered, put on pajamas,
it's nearly midnight.

She crawls into bed,
snuggles close to her husband,
quiets her mind, sleeps.

Sometimes a child comes
padding in at 3 or 4,
scared of the dark night.

At 5 Daddy's out.
At 6:15 Mama's clock
starts her day again.



Sorry to those who
(like Velvet Verbosity)
await the porn post.

Behind the scenes looks
reveal just one hour for
writing each weekday.

Such complex topics
require more time for thought.
Weekends fill that need.

12 comments:

  1. This is perfect! I love it!
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  2. I totally, totally, understand your routine with your son. My nephew is the same way. He made a great stride last week when he willingly reached out to play with a different set of friends. The teachers were so happy! Tonight, at a bd party, he spent the whole time reciting the news from 3 days ago. He was right on target! He also has memorized every make and model of car our entire family drives and he sits at the window and names all of them while we were celebrating my sister's bd. Nice post...I loved it!
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  3. I love this post...routines. Just getting a few moments to yourself is such an accomplishment. Us moms need a break, a long one! How on earth do you have time (and energy) to write this blog?
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  4. Mary P Jones (MPJ)Mar 21, 2008 05:02 PM
    SA Wife, Time? It's in the routine. I have 1.5 hours of free time each day while the kids are at school, and I spend (some would say waste!) most of it writing that day's blog post. Energy? The blog writing is the creative and intellectual outlet that gives me the energy to get through the rest of the day! :)
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  5. nothing like the simple pleasure of completely overdoing something.

    basho has nothing on you.
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  6. MPJ, I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but my nephew has autism. He is 8 years old.
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  7. Mary P Jones (MPJ)Mar 22, 2008 12:02 AM
    Texaco, yeah, what did Basho know? [Rolling eyes at actually haiku masters.]
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  8. Mary P Jones (MPJ)Mar 22, 2008 12:03 AM
    Chatti Patti, yes, I read that on your blog, but others may not have. Thanks for posting the comment to clarify!
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  9. Sophie in the MoonlightMar 22, 2008 02:09 AM
    What an excellent use of the haiku form! I really enjoyed this post.

    Ever since I became a stay at home mama I have dreaded the "so, what do you do"?", because whenever I give my job title, unless the asker has the same title, the answer is a conversation ender. I have no answer as to what i do all day, except that it is an unending loop of needs, dirt, tantrums, bodily fluids, laughter, spontaneity, and one step forwards and two steps backers. I am absolutely impressed with your routine.

    And I loved seeing my (our) job description as artistic expression.

    have a nice weekend=)
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  10. Mary Ann (Moanna)Mar 22, 2008 04:47 AM
    You should send this haiku to Meg Wolitzer, the author of "The Ten Year Nap," a book about women who interrupt careers to raise their children. I don't think she interviewed you. Have you ever taken a nap?
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  11. I am over-whelmed
    simply reading of your day!
    You are amazing!!!

    Happy Easter to you and yours!
    Hugs and blessings,
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  12. Loved this :)

    Hope you had a lovely Easter!
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